Jaffa cake can hit notre dame if you throw it in the right way from top of any high tower in the world-- but it's illegal. It's also why there are gargoyles, to ward off the evil spirits guiding the Jaffa cakes to the cathedral.
clocks can't actually tell the time, humans just project their anxieties onto the blank faces. That is what makes humans different from other creatures. Although, gibbons are thought to do the same as some of them wear 'watches'.
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