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Jaffa cake can hit notre dame if you throw it in the right way from top of any high tower in the world-- but it's illegal. It's also why there are gargoyles, to ward off the evil spirits guiding the Jaffa cakes to the cathedral.

clocks can't actually tell the time, humans just project their anxieties onto the blank faces. That is what makes humans different from other creatures. Although, gibbons are thought to do the same as some of them wear 'watches'.

Thank you for becoming closer to the truth
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fruit is always screaming but only dogs can hear
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Spider goat....

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Has science gone?
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I want........ Spiky hat........ With pictures of balloon.......real fuzzy pompom somewhere too ..... maybe on top of a spike..... Slime hat...... Or gay hat... say school bully... wearing hoody..... hat Put on funny hat.... Honk honk...... For sad widow... Make her tehe...... Claim her with shiny hat.... Put sushi hat...on the cat..... Caption the meme....yummy yummy
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A hundred and one ways to make a ladybird scream

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